Me: "YAHTZEE! AGAIN!"
Mother: "Look at her go. She is so proud. Let her have this moment."
Me: "I AM THE MUTHERFAKKIN CHAMPION!!"
Brother: "Someone tampered with the dice."
Father: "I don't like spending time with any of you."
Me: (doing an Italian-American voice): "FIRST YOU GET THE MONEY, THEN YOU GET THE POWER, THEN YOU GET THE WOMEN!"
Boyfriend: "I think that you are taking this a bit too seriously."
Me: "Here you go, buy yourself something pretty", and stuffs a bill down the cleavage of his shirt. You know, to make him feel special and loved.
Boyfriend: "Ehrm.. Thank you?"
Me: "I buy you diamonds. I take care of you. But if I ever catch you disrespecting me, I will..."
Mother: "Rebecka, what have I told you about threatening your boyfriends? Not before dessert, that's what."
It is important to acknowledge when you succeed in life; there is no point in covering up your awesomeness by trying to be humble. I don't need to be humble. I scored motherfucking yahtzee TWICE!